[Intro: Rebecca Bielinski & David Drake]
It's Beccakirby2000, and David Drake, ohhhhhh!
[Chorus: Rebecca Bielinski & David Drake]
You're a small leaf
And we got dat everlasting swag
You're just a leaf
Leafyishere more like leaf hoe
Leaf in the wind. Blowing harder than ur mum last night
b**hes hate leaves
They think you look like a chipmunk
b**hes love us. They think we look like pimps whaaatttttt
Leafs are from trees
Your face is like a ball of iceberg lettuce
Leaf is not weed. Your hair is like a tomato
Leaves are not swag. U wish u were a pimp daddy
{Verse 1: Rebecca Bielinski]
*Writing currently* [?]
[Verse 2: David Drake]
Leafy you're bad
You make me so sad
Ur remind me of lettuce
Without the blue cheese dressing
You wish you were me
U smell like old pee
I know you see
That you are just a t
David drake coming in gonna drop some rhymes
Leafy is beefy more like leafy is griefy
Leafy on my salad digesting in my stomach
Leafy on my balad singing bout my swaggy swag
U wish that u were swaggy
I had yo girl named maggie
Ur internet is probably laggy
Ur pants are baggy
Cuz ur so poor
U can't afford gucci
My poochi will bite u
Cuz he likes to eat lettuce
Let us continue this rap
Im gonna put u in a bag and sell u at public
Money I make a ton
Ur channel is not fun
U need to chew some gum
Cuz ur breath is really smelly
I eat you in my belly
U watch me on ur telly
My mommies name is kelly
Leafy and a tomatoe
Leafy is my main ho
Get back in the bowl b**h
Put some vinegar and oil on you
Stab u with a fork
Chew u in my mouth
You're so full of fiber and vitamins
Ur channel is a sin
You know I always win
Eat you for din
With a side of sonic slurpees
b**hes love slurpees
I need to do some burpees
And get in better shape
I bet you probably vape
Cuz ur such a loser leaf
U and I got some serious beef
Just getting im a vegan
Here we go again
Leafy is a hater
And I'm his motivator
Eat u with some tators
Get some ranch dressing
Ur face it is depressing
Im the one who ur not messing
My patience is what you're testing
Ur love for me is what you're confessing
But I leave you cuz I don't date lettuce
Dating food isn't good for you
Thats all you are to me is just a piece of lettuce
Not even the fresh kind
You are the brown kind
The kind that isn't fresh
And the kind that isn't good to eat
I'd rather eat meat
Even though I'm a vegan
Thats how much I hate you
Ur lower than an animal
U are a cannibal to me
Cuz u eat so much lettuce
And that is what you are
Therefore you're a cannibal
You are like hannibal
But just not as cool
You're like him but you are also a tool
And a fool
Drown in a pool
Hoe