[Verse 1]
It's so priceless when you say you have to work late
When we both know you're at a motel
Here's the thing that's so much more depressing
Than the infidelity itself
[Chorus]
Darling, you are so unoriginal
Each move more obvious than the one before it
[Verse 2]
You know I always said that I would k** you
If I ever caught you stepping out
Now I see I did not know the half of
What hatred and revenge were all about
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
And I guess I could be bigger but I'd rather make you pay
[Outro]
Darling, you are so unoriginal
You'll see that I can be so unoriginal just like you