[Intro]
There was once a girl who rode against the rotary
A rodent spit gasoline and coke in her ovaries
[Verse 1]
Out came a lizard
Lit, loud, and a jizzer
Couldn't spit, just a singer like his mother
And Dad drank like it's now, neigh, or imminent
Basically the message sent
That he found a way out of the forest and the tenements
When he went to school to get
Trained to be a fool, to get
Paid into a pool of rubes waiting for the ruler's end
Who wants to live forever? Satan is a cooler friend
Knew it since he blew it in his tube, he was a hooligan
... Nope, another thing still
Spent a lot of time f**ing looking crooked in the mirror
At a freak monster, surface like sandpaper
And in the middle of his chest, a surgery-sans gape in it
Turning the page and his body was getting ape-ish
And wings started growing from his back to an amazing span
His voice got to the point where he couldn't make it sing
All he could do was spit the truthy from there the vapors went
[Verse 2]
Our little lizard boy's growing up
Now he's a sinner
Noise spitter
Oil slicker
Arsonist
And if you listen close, you can hear him just bark menace
You can even hear the deep breath he takes when the bars finish
[Breath] You can even hear the clouds cut by the top of Mt. Crumpit
And as he breathes, you can hear the blood inside his lungs click
Marking down the calendar, days until he dumps it
Just searching for something, to say he made, something
Lumped in with the other mythical creatures
Spell a fairy tale and then stuff it into your speakers
One day he'll be remembered, a monument over flak, son
One day he'll be back to see what the words in his raps done
Standing at the top of the mountain 'till he's the last one
Step back one, whack hun
He's a dragon
He's a dragon
He's a dragon...