kat was in the bedroom playing hidehideho lou was in the kitchen kissing Michelangelo ray was in a coffin taking measurements with string jean was cleaning windows trying to teach the world to sing the satellite was beaming in a cabaret show were juliet was arguing with stupid romeo the dog was reading poetry by poe and valerie and I was sat there thinking how happy we could be bye bye baby baby bye bye I feel so happy but I don't know why we're off to see the wizard! A.W.O.L. bye bye baby I wish you well now the sneaky fat magician he stole my handkerchief he blew his nose and gave himself 20 years of grief and I was so dumbfounded
when he asked me for a loan I told him to repeat it to my tiny dictaphone and all the lazy ba*tards that ever walked the earth were trying to get hold of me from Tokyo to Perth but I was up the cundy combing my goatee you thought I was surrounded but with one bound ... our hero was free bye bye baby baby bye bye I feel so happy but I don't know why we're off to see the wizard! A.W.O.L. bye bye baby I wish you well now all you gay lieutenants who follow the yellow brick be sure to take your happy pills before you get seasick the journey is long-winded with many twists and snakes and I forgot to mention there were never any breaks