kat was in the bedroom
playing hidehideho
lou was in the kitchen
kissing Michelangelo
ray was in a coffin
taking measurements
with string
jean was cleaning
windows trying to
teach the world to sing
the satellite was beaming
in a cabaret show were
juliet was arguing with stupid romeo
the dog was reading poetry by
poe and valerie
and I was sat there thinking
how happy we could be
bye bye baby
baby bye bye
I feel so happy but I don't know why
we're off to see the wizard!
A.W.O.L.
bye bye baby
I wish you well
now the sneaky fat magician
he stole my handkerchief
he blew his nose and gave
himself 20 years of grief
and I was so dumbfounded
when he asked me for a loan
I told him to repeat it
to my tiny dictaphone
and all the lazy ba*tards
that ever walked the earth
were trying to get hold of me
from Tokyo to Perth
but I was up the cundy
combing my goatee
you thought I was surrounded
but with one bound ... our hero was free
bye bye baby
baby bye bye
I feel so happy but I don't know why
we're off to see the wizard!
A.W.O.L.
bye bye baby
I wish you well
now all you gay lieutenants
who follow the yellow brick
be sure to take your happy pills
before you get seasick
the journey is long-winded
with many twists and snakes
and I forgot to mention
there were never any breaks