[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuck!
[Beelz] Yes you are f**ed, sh** out of luck
Now I'm complete and my co*k you will s**
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[Jack]Wait wait wait you motherf**er
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelz] f**, f**, fuuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? what is the catch?
[Jack] If we win, you must take your sorry a** back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if I win?
[Jack] then you can take Kage back to hell...
[Kyle] What?
[Jack] trust me Kage, its the only way
[Kyle] What the f** you talking about?
[Jack] to be your little b**h
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin! hahahahaa
Im the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff it's f**ing tasty
I'm the devil I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock off that i've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
[Jack] Noooooo!
Come on Kage bring the Thunder
[Kyle] there's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece
[Jack] listen to me
[Kyle] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[Jack] goddamn-it Kage
He gonna make you his s** slave
Youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
Unless we bust a ma**ive monster mamma-jam
[Kyle] dude, we've been through so much sh**
[Jack] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this f**er down!
[Jack] Comon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[Kyle] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[Jack] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[Kyle] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this f**er down
[Kyle] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[Jack] Comon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[Kyle] OOOOOOh We'll piledrive ya It's time for the smackdown
[Jack] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss
We know your weakness, our Rocket Sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the devil
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
[Beelz]
You guys are f**in' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me
Taste my lightning f**ers!
[Jack] NOOOO!
[Beelz]
Ow! f**!
My f**in' horn!
Ooohh no!
[Jack] From whence you came you shall remain
Until you are complete again
[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
f** you Kage and f** you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!