Some men call half way around the world If they've got a phone game to play Then again some men They call their mom every day Old boys drink bad beer and throw The cans out in the street Playboys sit and sip red wine Some drink malt whiskey neat And if you can, you talk about some men Baby if you can, you can talk about some men And if you can, you can talk about some men Baby if you can, you can talk about some men Colonels collect the animal heads And hang their guns up on the wall Corn balls watch a television Pull a gun out in the hall Crew-cut rainbows hang on streets Hoping they'll find a friend Odd balls running fast enough
They hope that they won't find their end And if you can, you can talk about some men Honey if you can, you can talk about some men Baby if you can, you can talk about some men Baby if you can, you can talk about some men, oh yeah Sleep all night, work all day Work all night, sleep all day Drink all night, sick all day Sick all night, drink all day Sing all night, if you can We ain't soldiers don't just generalize No categories because it takes all kinds You can sleep all night, you can work all day You can trip all night, peak all day If you can, you can talk about some men If you can