It ain’t as fun as in the past Light that fireworks fuse Then you better run real fast These days I light ‘em up I don't even hear the blast It ain’t as fun as in the past I used to smoke in surgery Then every nurse I'd see, I'd stop and make a pa** Now they put this suit on me, They say they've been hara**ed It ain’t as fun as in the past I used to sit right here Get drunk on beer Right here on this beach Then I'd stumble in to St Catherines Do ma** and preach These days people stop and stare With faces all aghast It ain’t as fun as in the past I loved Beccy back in school Then we got married And the first few weeks were cool Now her and her hot-shot lawyer
Now they own my a** It sure ain’t as fun as in the past The other day I walked into a bar Barman looked me up and down And served me with a frown I said take back this plastic cup And put it in a gla** It ain’t as fun as in the past Rules are fine some of the time But tell me what's the deal With that hard line against moonshine Man, are you for real? These kids are packed in bubble wrap They should let me teach a cla** It ain’t as fun as in the past I've seen too many fun police One thing I know They won't be patrolling heaven's streets I'll be there soon to meet Keith Moon And I'll raise a gla** To having fun like in the past Hope it's as fun as in the past