Spend Christmas Day with me Of all the places in the world you choose to be If you're here early we'll go out and find a tree I'm sharpening the axe We'll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks Spend Christmas Day with me What else would you do, there couldn't possibly Be anything worth watching on TV You know there never is Just children's choirs And candle fires And other Yuletide fizz I've never seen snow This side of Celsius is all I'll ever know We're just happy for the slightest breeze to blow
And wind up teeth a-chatter Everyone's drunk by 12 O'Clock, by then it doesn't matter Complete my confusion In the Shopping Centre I'll meet you at the Santa And we'll run And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans Spend Christmas Day with me Now that you're far from home and living family Maybe it's just as you imagined it to be You ever needed proof These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof Spend Christmas Day with me Spend Christmas Day with me Spend Christmas Day with me