Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h
I love Lucy and Annie's Great
But there's one redhead that I f**ing hate
It's the Wendy's girl that she's f**ing
The b**h I'm talking about is Pippi Longstocking
Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h
It's not here hair that causes me grief
It's the fact that their cut so deep
She walks around so proud and thin
I'll rip all her hair out til she's Pippi Long skinhead
Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h