Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h I love Lucy and Annie's Great But there's one redhead that I f**ing hate It's the Wendy's girl that she's f**ing The b**h I'm talking about is Pippi Longstocking Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h
It's not here hair that causes me grief It's the fact that their cut so deep She walks around so proud and thin I'll rip all her hair out til she's Pippi Long skinhead Pippi Longstocking is a Redheaded b**h