I like old people, don't you?
They never tell you what you shouldn't do
They buy you toys and candy
And extra toys are dandy
And Nanny's always baking something new
I like old people, I like old people
Don't you?
They're nice, old people, they're nice
They tell you funny stories once and twice
Cause they're never in a hurry
And they don't have to worry
That there's a zillion things you have to do
I like old people, I like old people, I like them
Don't you?