[Verse 1]
Why do so many people seem so insecure and lonely?
“I need a partner” – no you don't; you're not even 30
Some people say that I'm just afraid of the commitment
Nah, I just like hitting bars and celebrating my freedom
‘Cause if I have a future wife, I'd want to impress her
Be the top don in bed, and have experienced a load culture
I want to be emotionally and mentally independent
Be better looking than now and have stories that are tremendous
I doubt I could get my ideal now if I supplied a diamond ring
See, my problem is my type is way outta my league
But that's OK I'm still in the stage of developing myself
How's someone awesome gonna love you if you're not awesome yourself?
Most of you are normal, boring, have kids, or are taken
Don't always stand by your morals and then wonder why life hates you
And I'm not saying or claiming I'm any better than most
I'm saying I observe, learn and earn more than you know
[Chorus]
Add a little funk to the brain
If you wanna keep sane
That's all I'm trying to do
That's all I'm trying to say
Add a little funk to the brain
[Verse 2]
So instead of obsessing with finding someone to hold at night
Try becoming wise and focus on stepping up your own life
‘Cause the sad truth is - if you truly need someone to take care of you
You're a weak, pathetic loser so why should they take care of you?
This song ain't to put anyone down or make you miserable
Just consider it tough love ‘cause I'm getting sick of all the
“I need a relationship” and “I think he or she's the one”
Look around, there's no destiny – so be what you want
I know ‘cause I was like you once – Surviving, just trying to get by
Always ending back up at square one, and then wondering why
Is life so unfair when it could all be simple and outstanding?
But then I realised life is no more than reactions to my surroundings
Rewind and replay that last line until it sinks in
Then Google the words perspective, prejudice and initiative
Now some of you are already intelligent but still get lonely
But are you really comfortable with yourself? – show me
[Chorus]
Add a little funk to the brain
If you wanna keep sane
That's all I'm trying to do
That's all I'm trying to say
Add a little funk to the brain
[Verse 3]
I know it's cheesy but where'd you want to be in a few years time?
With somebody or not – who do you want to be deep inside?
Wait – no pun intended – come on – think about it
Do you want to be an improved version of now – or you just gonna laow it?
It s**s that people come and go but the show must go on
We often react naturally even though we know that it's wrong
The world's a cruel piece of sh** – I ain't gonna lie
The key is to change your attitude if you want a better life
‘Cause when your looks start fading and the winter nights are coming
You don't want to be with the one that came along all of a sudden
Sitting there thinking about who else you could have a**embled
If you just developed yourself more and had been single when you met them
But while a wise observer sees differences between me and you
Although it's rare for me – sometimes I get lonely too
And why is it rare for me? Because when it happens I remind myself
My future wife wouldn't want me a b**h – then I sing to myself
[Chorus]
Add a little funk to the brain
If you wanna keep sane
That's all I'm trying to do
That's all I'm trying to say
Add a little funk to the brain