[Intro]
I'll do my intro later, I'll do my intro later!
Hi Mr. Einstein, I'm keeping your legacy alive
Yeah, check it, uh-huh, check it
[Verse 1]
I was born in a science lab for biologic breeding
Modified s**m cells in microscopic semen
GMO's of a tiny toddler teething
Scientists were high on chronic, hydroponic seeding
Bio product of a psycho doctor demon
Diet got me eating only fiber, crops and vegan
Find the body beaten, germicide for plagues
Mixing chemicals and fertilizing eggs
Certified, leave the s**m inside a keg
Grew into a person with a curvy kind of leg
All the scientists were pervy, kinda gay
Always blow kisses in a flirty kinda way
Operating, hair strands remain
Stand there in pain as they transplant my brain
They're all baffled, five guys confused
Looking for a brain and found Einstein's to use
Had bodyguards, 17 were stepping through
Modified height, they were 7 3 and 7 2
Tried to stop me, pill high and flying by
Pushed them in an oven, it can grill fry a guy inside
Other bodyguard was k**ed by the cyanide
Now I'm thinking that I'm Bill Nye the Science Guy
Stole a phone, wearing blood stained clothes
Taking selfie pics with a duck face pose
On the roof, I fell a lot, but not afraid
Grabbed propellers of a helicopter chopper blade
Taking off, felt the shock to rock and sway
Landed on a tree, bout to belly flop a block away
On the ground without a rocket pack to function
Check my jacket and my pocket had instructions
Gave directions of Einstein's brain to find
Place and time, location, where to find it when I'm breaking crimes
Got the doctor gauze, anesthetic needles
Operations left a paramedic feeble
Carry extra evil, taking their control and love it
Became a genius when they placed it in my skull and shut it
Took the old brain, wasted it for chemistry
Didn't know what happened, erasing all my memory
Couldn't question why my mind's used for
I'm more advanced with a higher IQ score
Tried to hold me, restrain me in a chair
To do some more tests, I'm basically aware
Chase em like a terror, racing with a flair
Take em by the hair, shaking and they're scared
Got some water, splash the floor eleven times
They all fell near the laboratory exit sign
Sped with speed, best believe I left confused
Fled and leave, meds were left on tempurpedic beds to use
Got online, bout to read the web for data hackers
Zoning codes on a GPS location tracker
Gadget fidgeting, eye ware for zoomin'
Ethernet cable plugs and spy ware for snooping
Making maps, plotting as I spread
Looking for his brain, but forgot its in my head
This was a prequel, before I get my verse done
To find out what happens next, listen to the first one
[Outro]
Bye, have a good night little kiddies!
Am I mindf**ing you? Part 2 is really Part 1 and Part 1 is really Part 2?
The prequel is a sequel and the sequel's a prequel?!
I'm a f**ing genius motherf**er, doubt me!
Brain of Einstein, uh-huh, it's the brain of Einstein
The brain of Einstein, my mind's the brain of Einstein!