Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But...
This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold
Hay Fever
Achoo!
Apple Bloom
This guy's too silly
He's way too uptight
Persnickety
I say!
Sweetie Belle
Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright...
Scootaloo
His girlfriend sure thinks so
Sweetie Belle
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy
Scootaloo
He might do!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
If he weren't so splashy!
Apple Bloom
Too short
Sweetie Belle
Too tall
Apple Bloom
Too clean
Scootaloo
Too smelly
Sweetie Belle
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly
Apple Bloom
I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken
[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date