Well, I walk into the room Pa**ing out hundred dollar bills And it k**s and it thrills Like the horns on my Silverado grill And I buy the bar a double round of Crown And everybody's getting down An' this town Ain't never gonna be the same 'Cause I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise 'Cause the girls, they are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy and the girls say "Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" Well I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and bling-blanging While the girls are drinking Long necks down And I wouldn't trade Ol' Leroy Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade Or your freak parade I'm the only John Wayne left in this town And I saddle up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise 'Cause the girls they are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy and the girls say
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" I'm a thorough-bred, that's what she said In the back of my truck bed as I was gettin' buzzed on suds Out on some back country road, we were flying high Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation Had me begging for salvation all night long So I took her out giggin' frogs Introduced her to my old bird dog And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of and we made love And I saddled up my horse And I ride into the city I make a lot of noise 'Cause the girls they are so pretty Riding up and down Broadway On my old stud Leroy and the girls say "Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" What? What? "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" Everybody says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"