I'd really rather be alone
I'd really rather be on my own
What part of "No" don't you understand
Won't you just let go of my hand
Maybe it's just time you knew the tru-uth
Don't think I'm coming off as rude
I really like this solitude
I'm sick of all this obligation
Do you really need more explanation
Maybe it's just time you knew the tru-uth
He-ey! I love to hear myself talk
I'm my own favorite audience
'Cause I'm the funniest person I know
If you were me, I'm sure you'd agree
I know you claim I'm being vague
But I'm afraid it's not that way
You can come over, don't stay long
Call me next week 'cause I'll be gone
Maybe it's just time you knew the truth
He-ey! I love to hear myself talk
I'm my own favorite audience
'Cause I'm the funniest person I know
If you were me, I'm sure you'd agree
(Hey! Hey! He-ey!)
I'm building up my barricade
I'd rather if you don't invade
I'm sick of all this obligation
Do you really need more explanation
Maybe this time you will finally see...that
He-ey! I love to hear myself talk
I'm my own favorite audience
'Cause I'm the funniest person I know
If you were me, I'm sure you'd agree
He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey!
(He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey!
(He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey!
(He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey! (He-ey!) He-ey!
Ahem...so anyway, we really wanna thank you guys for coming tonight, and also, thank you, just for everything, over, uh...how ever long you've been with us...yeah, what she said