[Verse 1]
What's up baby? You're a very s**y lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sungla**es for proof that I kick some a**es
No more cla**es, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of f**ing Keepin' it Real
[Chorus]
(Hey! Hey!) That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) No f**s are given
When you're in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest f**in' dude on the block
[Verse 2]
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then sh** gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (f** yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough f**in' f**er
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
[Chorus]
(Hey! Hey!) No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) This sh** gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
(Hey! Hey!) My rock is f**in' tasty, but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole b**ha** gang, now let's throw the f** down!
[Bridge]
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice day (day)
[Chorus]
(Hey! That's Right!) We are the masters
Of f**in' Attitude City!
(Hey! We're much!) Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
(Hey! We are!) nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
[Outro]
(Rock f**!) Sorry, I don't know why we said "f**" there
(Rock f**!) Sorry again