JASON How's living with Lucas? PETER It's fine JASON Peter, we graduate on Sunday Are you really never going to speak to me again? I miss you... SISTER CHANTELLE Ok, let's run Pilgrims' Hands KYRA Ivy's not here, Sister Chantelle SISTER CHANTELLE Again?! Wonderful... Who's Juliet's understudy? DIANE I am SISTER CHANTELLE Alright Diane... Jason... JASON If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To soothe that rough touch with a tender kiss DIANE Good pilgrim... Good pilgrim... Wait! I know it, I swear! Good pilgrim PETER Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much Which mannerly devotion shows in this For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss SISTER CHANTELLE Zach, in Shakespeare's time boys played all the parts So I'll thank you to keep your ignorance as hidden as possible My suggestion would be to stop breathing Jason... JASON Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too? PETER Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer JASON O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do They pray, grant thou...lest...lest... PETER ...lest faith turn to despair SISTER CHANTELLE Well done, Peter. Ivy, nice of you to join us, but we're finished
(...) This room will be left open if you want to get together one more time This room will be left open, if you decide you want to get together one more time As for me, I'm going to do a little Pontius Pilate, and wash my hands of it all RORY Guys, we really need to run this. Let's meet here tonight at seven o'clock TANYA All of us...and don't be late IVY I need to talk to you...do you not get messages? JASON Do you not get messages? Fine...what is it? IVY Not here, come back to my room JASON I can't, I have to finish my speech Look, you're coming to rehearsal tonight, right? I can't do this scene without you IVY It looks like you can JASON I'll meet you before practice IVY I'll come by your room JASON Fine PETER I forgot this SISTER CHANTELLE But you remembered all of Juliet's lines PETER I help Jason rehearse I should go... SISTER CHANTELLE Sit down, we're gonna talk about what's bothering you Because this production has got to be honest Sister Chantelle don't direct diner theater PETER You wouldn't understand SISTER CHANTELLE Peter, honey, I think I've been around enough priests to understand you loud, proud, and clear Sit down PETER I don't know what God wants from me