NADIA
Oh, thank God! I haven't seen your belly bu*ton for hours
IVY
Does it look good?
I don't have the advantage you do of it being way out in front of me
Y'know, I've noticed some of my clothes are missing...
NADIA
Yeah, I think we've all noticed that
MATT
Ready ladies?
Wow, are you performing?
IVY
If you're lucky
NADIA
I'm not going
MATT
What do you mean?
NADIA
I mean, no...f**ing go already
MATT
Alright
IVY
Well, you have a good night...
And don't touch anything
NADIA
...Said the who*e, uncharacteristically...
A quiet night at home
Silent night
A joy to pa** a quiet night at home
A quiet night at home
All my friends are gone
And once again, I find myself alone
A quiet night at home
Just me and my Good Shepherd
He and I could count a million sheep...
A quiet night at home
Filling up the time
'Til finally I get to sleep
A quiet night at home
Mother's worried glances
Take my hand, smile sadly, sigh
Words of wisdom
Talk of ships and princes
Soothing sagas laced with loving lies
Sadness...who, me? Sad?
A quiet night at home
My favorite place
"Honey, It'll be okay
Slim down, dear. Things will change
For after all, you've such a pretty face"
A quiet night at home
Play my siren's song
Attracting none
My ship just won't come in
Clinging to the rigid Rock of Ages
Never, ever, even get the chance to sin
Spending two productive hours
Tearing through a hundred pages
What a tale of star-crossed lovers
Life is lived on other stages
Pain adores me...
God ignores me
Always thinking, thinking
Sinking, never dancing
Never asked and asking why:
Why the never?
Never cry
Far too clever...
Big girl...Big girl...
Ships and princes
All gone home
Alone again
Again, alone
A quiet night at home
With thoughts of why
A quiet night at home, spent
Getting by...