You're feeling bad again December's here
You're looking at the list of friends you haven't seen all year
We must catch up said another one this week
Your diary is full as a postman's sack and all you want is sleep
You look about to come unglued
So I thought I'd send this festive wish to you
I hope you get laid for Christmas
This queue at the deli is gonna end in a fight
and everyone plays the same CD of over singing sh**e
Road rage, shopping centers at midnight
and your feeling ill about the power bill from your Christmas lights
So much for good cheer
and it seems to come round sooner every year
But I hope you get laid for Christmas
I hope you get laid for Christmas
Some people buy you gifts that are all about them
Cos they have to surprise you and they do
but not in the way they intend to
So your left with a ceramic wombat or Holden dealer team quilt
A garden hose, a goat and a dose of middle cla** guilt
So here you are with relatives you wouldn't normally choose
Sizzling heat, sibling resentment or simply too much booze
Your sisters always got a beef
Her husbands a jerk he don't eat meat but he's all turkey
I hope you get laid for Christmas
I hope you get laid for Christmas...