I'm like a broke Will Smith or something
You rappers nothing when I step up on the mic and bust it
I'll tell you when you are allowed to talk like puppets
Amazed that I can go four bars without cussing? It's nothing
It's kinda sad that Mormon can rap beter than ya'll can
Now go and run an tell that to all your Baptist friends
Who think we aren't relaxed and
All them Kendrick fans who have lost their faith in rap
I'm a truth defender. Tryna polish up my rhymes, I'm a bartender
In a sea of Chief Keefs so horrendous
Meanwhile, there's me, somewhat a foreigner
In a suit and tie, know it's do or die, on a brand new bike
Trying to save your life, never idolize
I will write these rhymes according to the times
And I'm so fly, you gotta eat peanuts when you're with me. Oh my
More Yonkers than Tyler could ever hope to be
And don;t bring hate to me, cause I will roast a beef
Doing this genre how it's supposed to be
R-A-P: Reality, an*lysis and Poetry
Catch me cruising with the cap off; rolling
Might flirt with a forty-seven year-old; Ronin
They kinda like diving coaches when I rap
Because they like the way I go in. Like the way I go in
I got a blue and gold gun in my holster
Bright Nike shoes and a One Direction poster
Keep myself grounded, just without the Folgers
Boy so icy had to rap upon a coaster
Oh no, it's not over. Your mixtape on my hit list
Making so many moves I'm getting motion sickness
Ain't nobody loving this, but ain't nobody touching this
Only way you could is if you broke out the oven mitts
You tell Hopsin to knock off his nonsense
While I'm over here telling stories with cautions
While I'm over here trying to make rap that's conscious
You can't stop my lines even if you ran the option
[Outro Skit]
Man, it's like physically exhausting to be this dope. Like it's just it's wearing me down
I need to take a break
You ok?
Yeah, I'm good. I mean, this mixtape is gonna be fire. This project's really gonna be fire
I tell you what, man, there are only two things that are gonna be better than this project
What are those?
Deez nuts!
Oh no!
Got him!
He wasn't ready!