I think I overhead you were looking for a weapon I'm the xur nice of you the check in Listen I'm an exotic arms seller I only sell the best inventory straight stellar A Titan like you, man you need heavy hitters How about a shotty for when juggernaut triggers Imagine the twitch crowds calling you the victor And the People retweetin massacres on Twitter Dealing with another it's Rock Paper Scissors Who's knows what'll happen with me its all winners Don't leave it up to chance and get another split shifter Strange coins only, I don't take glimmer So what you wanna buy I'm your main outfitter Don't believe the rumors. I'm not a gold digger I'm only here to help not worried bout figures Now hurry up and buy Sunday I'm out killa Whoah listen here buddy, there's plenty other options And by options I mean me my auctions Are like an investment, you give me the funds And every week I supply you with new guns Then you have the competition, mr. heavy ammo synth Good in year one but year two, not hackin it Everybody has what you got stop spamming it I’ll buy all your inventory quick then dismantle it But really man xur, what is your purpose You hitting a depression, it su*ks to be worthless And the bars that I’m spitting today, straight furnace
So go head and choose man pick your main service Hm your funny, let’s see If I remember Memory lane, launch date in September You sold the worst weapons, were the worst vendor Then you got a revamp, but you should know better Even at your best, your still legendary I got the top tier, enjoy secondary Your weapon library, is straight blueberry Your no adversary, and this could get hairy Lets have a gun fight, pull a Judith D I’ll grab a last word…see if you can duel with me Your lost in this world, your really don’t know who to be Stepping on my turf, I’ll shut you down brutally Yea I got a revamp, happy that you noticed You missed one main point, maybe you should focus I have admit you have a nice stock But does it really matter when the same guns drop And you have three of coins, and the glass needles That’s all your good for now, knock you off your steeple My pdx 45 will have you in the fetal Position, my mission leave you feeling feeble So listen, xur I'm the man of the people And every Wednesday I got them all feeling gleeful So I'll put you out of your misery quick, real peaceful Cus I'm the fecal, don't even try to see me in the sequel