[Verse 1]
Age 12, on a bicycle
I'd fly over the bike bridge to school
I retained a flu from my mouth
And I let it lie on the side of the road
On the side of the road
On the side of the road
Side of the road
My buck teeth fling themselves from my mouth
[?] issued from my head like handles
And my nose is a blob
[Chorus]
And I would go out tonight
But I think I'll pa**
Oh, just because, just because
[Verse 2]
Age 15, in the back of her car
I tried it just because
Because boys can with girls, right
Even ones like Medusa
Ah, ah, ah
Age 16, I find that I have
The love life of the octopus
Broken, grappling
And after, swim sideways back to my home
Oh, back to my home
Back to my home
Back to my home
[Chorus]
And I would go out tonight
But I think I'll pa**
Oh, just because, just because
[Verse 3]
Age 14, 15, and 16 and 17
Erica was [?] early
All those years
And I was on the sideline
On the sideline
Just pa**ing time
Whoa, pa**ing time
And I would go out tonight
But I think I'll pa**
Oh, just because, just because