My dong is long just like a gong
I play mahjong with my gong-long dong
My wang likes to hang like a tire swang
A bang on a gong with my low-hanging dong
My weenie isn't teenie, baby, it's soft like a Beanie Baby
My un-teenie long weenie hangs and swangs
Swanging and hanging my dong on gongs
This is not the end of the song
My nuts are nuts, they are not bu*ts
I slap my bu*t with my very own nuts
My balls are small like an un-tall wall
I bet you've never seen balls this small
My balls are small but I reach my nuts to my bu*t
My grapes drape, they don't look like a rake
I drape nuts on my bu*t as you look in awe at my small balls