My dong is long just like a gong I play mahjong with my gong-long dong My wang likes to hang like a tire swang A bang on a gong with my low-hanging dong My weenie isn't teenie, baby, it's soft like a Beanie Baby My un-teenie long weenie hangs and swangs Swanging and hanging my dong on gongs This is not the end of the song
My nuts are nuts, they are not bu*ts I slap my bu*t with my very own nuts My balls are small like an un-tall wall I bet you've never seen balls this small My balls are small but I reach my nuts to my bu*t My grapes drape, they don't look like a rake I drape nuts on my bu*t as you look in awe at my small balls