D12
Miscellaneous
Purple Hills (Purple Pills Radio/Video Edit)
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I climbed the highest mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of law suits inside her palms
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah sh**
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doing ma** amounts
To the women in the thongs with their a**es out
We don't bullsh**, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she pa**es out
Bug that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestling with Elton John
Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone
Yeah I took them all dawg
With some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
Yo, it's probably numb
Young dumb and full of cum
And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary a** it was a false alarm
Think I'm about to die when I just got on?
Stop acting stupid
Your so high
That you might wake up with a guy on some new sh**(eewww)
I think I did too much
I think I got the runs
Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out HERE it COMES!
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something i dunno
Hop hills
Hills I hop
Hop two hills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I k**ed the Hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
I'm a go for broke
Now okey doke
I'm Packin' my nose with soap
Cough cough cough
Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by who*e lady
Now I'm paying child support
(Its You're baby!)
I take four shots at one time
I don't need to chase it when I'm swallowing mine
(Hey!) You got any room
In Bizarre's hatch back
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
If you got cash
Then hide it soon
(Swift, chill)
I'm just tryin to get by like you (eewww)
And i don't give a damn
If u find me rude
Mean, crude
The hell with you too
I only need three blunts and I'm cool
I just got some and I'm going back soon
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
Looney, crazy, chumpy, s**y, dopey headed guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try?
Blue hills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs k** (Yea right!)
Chick I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!