[Verse 1: Dak]
Saturday night it's going down
Halloween up in the D town
All I see is cheeks Is Em fox around
The s*uts come out when the sun goes down
Trick or treat b**h I'm knocking on your door
I don't want candy I want panties on the floor
Come to my room the Halloween store
Costumes masks handcuffs and more
Day of the dead? Nah day of giving head
Stay the night b**h I don't piss the bed
Check my business card b**h I got the cred
Wallets so fat it's only full of bread
If your girl wants candy I'll give her something sweet
Won't be long before I'm screaming YEET
We get to the room and rip off the sheets
Gotta wrap the package before she gets her treat
If she's DTF then I'm DTA
Down to a** f** there's no other way
Going in white, pulling out brown
Reverse Michael Jackson might make me frown...
Ok...October 31st
Put the p**y in a coffin I'm rolling in a hearse
The way your b**h is t**ng I think I'm gonna burst
Waste band that sh** but man that kind of hurts
Halloween is the holiday
So holla at me if you down to play
Not normal Play 50 shades of grey
Get down on your knees like you're gonna pray
Me and Dyl smash these hoes like pumpkins
It'd be cool to get matching blumpkins
Check the rear view I'm bout to smash that trunk in
Legion of DudeZ always up to something
[Chorus: D-train and Dak]
It's October 31st and all the b**hes still wet
Halloween b**h, please throw some neck
Pumpkins full of candy until the d**h
Smash more than jack-o-lanterns we confess
[Verse 2: D-train]
Between the Olson twins waking up
Call in to my house arrest and fill my cup
Steal your b**hes sweg what's up
My whole life is full of bulbous bu*ts
Oh I gotta role down to savers quick
Buy masks handcuffs and sh**
Don't got the keys so tonight clicks
She calls me daddy father WRIST
No such thing as too much candy
I go so dumb I'm dressed as randy
My name is earl
Now I'm finna hurl
Hording chocolate like nuts and squirrels
Here's a question what you dressed as?
All I see is side b**b nips and dat a**
Damn dumb broad I say no smash
Like school on Sunday got no cla**
I only f** b**hes dressed as nuns
Finna get holy excuse the puns
She wants commitment sounds like fun
Like Kanye says your my only one
But that's a lie HA
Gotcha b**h
Kids candy stolen
Toss em in the ditch
Dark chocolate my flavors rich
Charlie sheen life style never gonna switch
Dressed like a doctor
Call for service
I'm a gyno
Spread the cervix
Happy Halloween from
Me and Dakary
Don't f** with DudeZ
Catch a sack of D's
Trill or treat fam
Door to who*e
How many drunken handies
Can I score
Heard about the legion
Believe the lore
Cause I won't stop til
She's on all fours
[Chorus: D-Train and Dak]
It's October 31st and all the b**hes still wet
Halloween b**h, please throw some neck
Pumpkins full of candy until the d**h
Smash more than jack-o-lanterns we confess
[Verse 3: D-Train]
UH ITS TIME TO SET THIS TRICK OR TREATING OFF
(Treating off)
b*tch PEOPLE TELL ME THAT HAIR IS SOFT
(My hair is soft)
HOE IF YOU AIN'T COMIN' THROUGH I THINK YOU LOST
(I think you lost)
GET YOU TO MY ROOM AND THEN YOU BEAT ME OFF
(Beat me off)
Hold up did you say it's lit?
Were you talking bout a pumpkin or a vodka fifth?
Are they same like H20 and lean?
I'm dressed as AP that's why the kids scream
Or maybe it's because they lost their mom
She's in my dorm playing a flesh flute song
Call me tomorrow b**h my curves are strong
Ask for my heart girl you get my dong
[Verse 4: Dak]
If you don't want his dong
b**h you are probably wrong
Shut your mouth b**h and take my shlong
If you say that's impossible then shut the f** up
But that won't change the fact that my dick is in your bu*t
Dressed as stitches all my wishes came true
I'm f**ing Miley Cyrus and popping Mollies too
I know you asking DudeZ ain't through
b**h it's October 31st part 2