It's time to start sh**
Roll out the carpet and turn up the stereo
Ladies and gents I'm proud to present the finest in sound and flow
The capital D hyphen S I S I V E F O R M A T
On the Beat... Servin' up hot sh** for y'all to rock with and it don't stop till we fall apart
I try to stay away from a dope beat, 'coz every dope beat I've known I've been forced to headbu*t it 'till it's nose bleeds
Like Steven Seagal in a pool hall with a pool ball in a sock fighting dope fiends
Breaking arms with my own two palms
And spit cold flows till my head to my toes freeze
sh** rappers stick needles into both knees, and try to rob my mojo to clone me
I own a flow so mean, I could send the hardest rapper running home, in soiled briefs
So don't provoke me to kick a** or you'll watch the rest of the show crying, clutching torn cheeks
Here's a warning, I spit harder than waking up after a p**n dream, at fourteen
I'm so fresh and so clean, y'all could serve a four course meal to royalty on my corned feet
It's another one of those songs
I haven't heard one in so long, so
Somebody please tell the disc jock to
Turn the volume up just a little bit
Where the MC thinks he's so hot
And makes us say 'HO' wavin' both arms, so
Somebody please tell the disc jock to
Turn the volume up just [a little bit,] + [I'm like a Live..]
Show with every new song
Got you and your mom screaming 'YOU ROCK!' at your boom-box
Moshing on your living room floor, raising two palms, and stage-diving off your b**b-tubes top
Like Tom Cruise in a dress shirt and tube-socks
And yelling 'BO!' like the strings in my shoes' knots
In a frenzy, eyeballs bulging
Like seeing MJ introduce the moonwalk
Makin' disc jocks give my old records a resurrection
Like 2Pac's new doc
So don't hate coz your crews flopped
I got nothin' you can hold, you're a figure-skaters tube-top
I got a buzz like a crew cut
That gets listeners hyped when my tune drops
And makes large crowds jump like balloon pops
And trust me, it ain't the first time like a used.....
It's another one of those songs
I haven't heard one in so long, so
Somebody please tell the disc jock to
Turn the volume up just a little bit
Where the MC thinks he's so hot
And makes us say 'HO' wavin' both arms, so
Somebody please tell the disc jock to
Turn the volume up just a little bit...