It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and all my money is spent I wish I was the President I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence So I could keep all the terrorists out I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny And get high with little honor role girls I wish I was the President I wish I was the President It's the end of the month and what a year so far I wish I was the President Every end of the month I buy a brand new car And drive it straight to the strip bar Where I'd be drinkin for free And have a bunch of naked b**hes yellin f** the poilce with me Snortin sh** up my nose With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes I'd make every day a holiday I wish I was the President A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President It's the end of the month another one down the drain I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane And I would still complain I'd do whatever I please And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car And f** 11 differnt p**no stars I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes And I'd barely have to see my wife I'd make every day a holiday I wish I was the President A mandatory raise for the underpaid I wish I was the President Stop your whining cause your b**hin naggings k**ing me Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy Goddammit do you have to complain Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing I wish I was the President