[Yelling At Cats]
All the bronies are laughing at me
Cause I'm acting so awkwardly
I'm stuck; don't know what to do
But I think that I'm in love with you!
Please don't stare, cause I don't care
Who gives a damn if I love a mare
She keeps my lights on when it's gettin' dark
I'm her one special cutie mark!
[d.notive]
The biggest problem with your philosophy
Is that you're a grown man and not a pony
If you want her to love you that's your own deal
You know just as well that ponies aren't real
[Yelling At Cats]
I blog about her every time
When I feel like getting online
I check ED like I'm insane
'got all the pictures of her wet mane
All the fillies just sing and dance!
All I want is just one chance
I think that we were meant to be!
Tell me baby, do you love me?
[d.notive]
We all know that you know that you can't let it go
It's a pony that you want but the universe says no
It's a brony that you are but not a brony that you'll be
If you ever go so far as to ever love a pony
You're following her tumblr asking all you wanna know
... but you're not a pony and refuse to let it show
Look, we know that it hurts, more than you will ever know
Just go back to reading clopfics, this love can never grow!
[Chorus- d.notive]
Don't go forcing romance on our hearts! (for a start)
This is not a chance to claim our plots...
... whether you like it or not!
[Chorus break]
[Chorus- d.notive]
Don't go forcing romance on our hearts! (for a start)
This is not a chance to claim our plots...
... whether you like it or not!