And I'm standing up in my practice room I'm all alone Speakers almost blown On my new Gibson amp Oh, what the hell Things are not so different in my vocal master You're the face that launched one thousand sh**s Greeks and Trojans and the thousand sh**s The sh**s lining the shores of Asia Minor Lining all the shores of Asia Minor
You can tell that I'm not a minor in Asia no more I'm standing up This is the face that launched a thousand sh**s I'm standing up This is the face that launched one thousand sh**s This is the face that shot Who never have replaced Splitting up his kingdom into three separate parts For his sons and their three separate hearts