(Howlin Pelle) I bought no gift this year and I slept with your sister I know I should have thought twice Before I kissed her But with the year we had last And the dress that she wore I just went along for the ride And I came back for more And I'm sorry baby..... (Cyndi) That's all ok honey cause see... I bought no tree this year And I slept with your brother I wrecked your Daddy's car And went down on your Mother. I set your record collection on fire And said I never knew Felt kind of bad about that And I know you did too pre chorus 1 (both) So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the f** anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Chorus 1 (both) And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together verse 2 (Howlin Pelle) I married you last year Bet you thought I was sober, right?
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake This could all have been over (Cyndi) Ah honey please don't Excuse your behavior Cause I hired a hit man and changed your will It's now all in my favor pre chorus 2 (both) So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the f** anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Chorus 2 (both) And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together (repeats) (Howlin Pelle) Holding on without any reason Cause something's strong this holiday season pre chorus 3 (both) So whatever you say, it's all fine by me And who the f** anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad Chorus 3 (both) And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together (repeats)