I wanna be the one you drunk text first when you're outta beer
At 3am at some sh**ty house party in south philly
I wanna be your drunk text romance
Textualize me
Bike home drunk with me on speaker
(just kidding don't do that)
(please)
This is a song about texting
Don't you know anything?
Just bike home and go to sleep
'cuz that'd be cool and safe
Text me in the morning, though
Or whatever
Act like I care
(I don't)
(but just text me in the morning)
(when you're feeling better)
I wanna be your drunk text romance
Your next morning nonsense
A quick call before bed
Just text me in the morning
When you're feeling better
I guess