[Verse 1]
I got money on the down low, with no direction to go
So chill to f**, p**y temps is an eskimo
I party with the Sideshow
She put my heart in a blender
That was not apart of my agenda
And lately I don't mean to offend you
But my whole damn crew all hold a vendetta
Hold up
All I really need is myself, as long as I just monitor my health
My whole life I've just hoarded my wealth
The lonely elf who's the king of the shelf, uh
It'll take a low blow to make me feel hurt
Considering the fact that I might be a pervert
For example, I'm the type of dude to lift up your girls skirt
Or even get a hand up under her shirt
TBH, I don't hobble with the fact that you're a model
And in fact I might just topple you, verification to follow you
Like on Twitter or Insta, in an instant I'm with ya'
Don't judge, I'm trying to get my Tommy Pickle rubbed
Is it attractive that a young'n moving dope
In the alley while you're in the living room recording soaps?
Now, you're taking out your phone
And checking on your horoscope
And I'd appreciate some hope, along with a ball grope, uh
[Hook]
Don't f** with the frying pan
If you can't cook with the heart of a Chinaman
Don't f** with the Sideshow
If you can't cope with the style he designs, yo
Don't f** with your friends sh**
Don't f** your best friend's b**h
Don't f** up your dignity, defending me
'Cause lately everybody has been digging me
[Bridge]
My whole life all I heard was, 'get lost'
So I wasted my youth drowning sorrows in the faucet
My whole life all I heard was, 'you're lazy'
Now they see me rapping like crazy, don't faze me
My whole life I was second to last
Now I got fans helping me, frying these raps
My whole life always second to best
Now I got a couple b**hes who be showing me they chest
[Verse 2]
When you're young, the best place is to be outside
My god, what a time to be alive, right?
Back when everything was secure
Before we got offended by every single word, like
Back when drama was not affiliated, or stated
Now it seems like that sh** is all demonstrated
Remember back when we had 'yac in the back
And the sub set so the ba** could attack that?
I'm 17, already sniffing glue
'Cause I'm so worried about the world right now
And my girl right now, if she leaves right now
I can barely stand right now
I'll confront you as a man somehow
So the world says 'wow, I'll do whatever you allow'
Before I take my final bow the universe will go silent
I'll turn a couple frowns upside down, like
[Hook]
Don't f** with the frying pan
If you can't cook with the heart of a Chinaman
Don't f** with the Sideshow
If you can't cope with the style he designs, yo
Don't f** with your friends sh**
Don't f** your best friend's b**h
Don't f** up your dignity, defending me
'Cause lately everybody has been digging me