[Verse 1: Brian]
It's the greasy motherf**er who comes back now!
I'd slaughter my mother if my brother didn't stop me
I'd beat his a** at Minecraft for a snack of mac and cheese
I would have never known how hungry a kid could
Be, until I was starved and beaten with poison ivy
I feel the music running through my fingertips
And mom works two jobs that pays in tips
I need to learn to enjoy the rest of my teen years
The doctor explores my brain once every leap year
What a relief dear, I thought that I was dead in
Dirt until I could smell fear coming from f*g ears
I mean, I'm not gay, but if you want dear
We can have tea and crumpets washed down with near beer
[Verse 2: Dale]
I'm Dale, I'm back, ready to attack with my axe
That I use to slice kids in slacks
In school I was a slacker that lacked plaques
The plaque on my teeth is rotting on a two night slap
I'm retro, raging bones in all hoes, separating the
Boy in all of my hormones
Speaking of teen years, I'm 17 in all years
I listen to nu-metal and I'm fierce!
I'm fierce!
I'm pretty insane, the gum on my dura mater
Is my only membrane
f**er and Dale, versus evil, I'm evil as Eviline
And the devil Knievel
[Verse 3: Brian]
Some call me B-Ri, some call me tard
This image in my head tells me I'm gonna go far
Farther than the fastest kid running a track meet
I'm a vegitable in both ways but I really like
Dark meat
Contradiction Brian is back in the house
I'm puking as I'm looking up a fat lady's blouse
You hear that piano riff? My fingers are intact
Even though it's computer made, ain't that a fact!
Mono in my voice, yeah, mono is regular
Regularly I swear I'm the regulator
Regulations, oh your pulling my leg
I stare up at the sky thinking like is so plain
[Verse 4: Dale]
I'm the stone that the builder refused
I am a body building weight in use
Tribute the abuse
In the studio acting studious, as the beat goes
It drops like a bag of rocks!
I get pissed rolling down ramps too fast
I can't stop. I choose 'Dapper Dan' over 'Fop'
Fapping as fast my hands will go
I'm curious whether or not that I should know
Brian knows what is best for me
I'm posing like Moses one hand on my knee
Please scream in my ear as loud as you can
I heard police sirens so I ditched it and ran
[Verse 5: Brian]
One trident on my hand
I'm handy like Manny
Man, I'm so grand that I'm grand like granny
Spit art like Mozart, Beethoven's 5th
Beethoven's 5th sip of vodka, pull over and piss
The listeners as in you want to know what this
sh** was about
We're just a couple of mental kids from the south
We're lonely and only if you could hear
Oh wait I'm drunk off of five real good near beers
So if you see me on the street you better run
Cause I'm a mental kid with imaginations
So big, so fun
I wish that this outro wasn't so sad, but it's
Probably because I grew up without a dad
Dad if you hear me, it's me Brian
I'll respond to B-rian, I know that you're trying
We're Brain and Dale, brought back in the heads
Of a couple of kids who are so good that they're dead