[Intro: Sideshow Brian] sh**, that's f**ed up! [Hook x2: Sideshow Brian] Oh lord please, hit 'em with the slap Everybody hating cause my money, wallet fat [Verse 1: Sideshow Brian] Lord please, listen if you can I like to stay young, call me Peter Pan I got six girls but I still use my hand You saying we s**, and we don't give a damn God damn, we brash as f** Thrasher as f**, so we trash the trucks Convey our business to the back of the bus Where Dale and I sit, loaded like Donald Trump Vape Naysh, paint p**y on my grip tape Picking past the posse putting ivy on my thick snake Ain't about the wheelchair, Dale better lose it And if you think it gets worse Look at the power that I'm abusing Sit back, I got a movie this summer But these meds that I'm receiving ain't making me number And just when I thought I couldn't be any dumber
I flaunt to the mirror like my reflections a bummer (f** that) I want hairy p**y like a stray cat Ring around the Rosie, Rhonda Rousey s**s my ripped rat I ain't Riff Raff, but I'm a bit baffled Get the f** out of here, king of the castle Run it back, king of the castle Hang down low, these b**hes call me ta**el She s**s my dick like it ain't no ha**le Houdini with my game, and these tight a** shackles Hear me hiss cause I slither like a snake I spit like a great lake, flooded like a fish tank Breaded call me Pauly, something spicy hot tamale I'm 'fuego' to these 'frio's', I never answer if you call me Blood is boiling I got steroids in my mid range A roid rage, take it out like I'm in caves These b**hes, they call me Nic Cage A ring couldn't rap around my dick, its got a rib cage [Hook x4: Sideshow Brian]