Splitz skip school on a Monday
Hangin' by the pool,
Boys drool while I sunbathe
I'm takin' tips for tits,
Hotels at the Ritz,
I do the ballroom blitz,
then I drop the splitz
Tips for tits
All the glam and glitz
I lock the door, he sits
Then I drop the splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz
Splitz
Miss church on a Sunday
Always on the search for some merch
Soakin' up the sun rays
I'm sellin' dicks for dollars,
Bangin' the ballers,
You better get on the line,
We're takin' number one callers
Dicks for dollars,
The smartest of scholars,
Only the best of them make it to the den
Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz
I see you standin' over there
Takin' sips
Tequila drips
Every time I move my hips (hey)
I see you standin' over there
Starin' at my tits
I'm not a ditz
These aren't free bits
Like duh, no duh
This ain't your f**in' bar mitzvah
I see you dancin' over there
Caught your stare
Smoke in the air
You want a Laurent love affair? (I don't care)
I feel ya grindin' over here,
Grabbin' at my gifts
I'm not a ditz
These aren't free b**h
Like duh, no duh
This ain't a f**in' family Hanukkah
Splitz
Splitz
Splitz
Drop the Splitz
I co*k it, I drop it
Bang
Boom
Bang boom
I co*k it, I drop it
Bang
Boom
Bang boom
I just drop the splitz