*SPOKEN* Oh my gosh, is this all for me, I feel like singing! *RAPPING* Golden Keys, cash on trees, raining men its all for me geez Everyone here got the name C wow they all like bowin to me- I must be the King C Feelin super Oompa Loopa boomin in my jeep damn sweet super duper 10 washing machines 10 jeeps on auction for me 10 peeps to wash it for me Come this winter nobody shiver good swimmer get in my chocolate river Give me a kiss I'm a magic princess Wonder Woman shoot sh** out my wrist This here is bliss everyone's s**y no more acne or Gap khakis I can solve all your problems just ask me And here all my black friends can get taxis
Sparkle all my records gone Plat I take it back, ain't no Billboard where I'm at Take a second I grab bad thought and wreck it check out my magic record Get a ma**age 10 car garage livin type large oh wait there's no more cars Fix the air for kicks this chicks in charge pick 6 Knicks tix free of charge Neck and neck deck to deck equal s** Best protect--nothin--ain't nothin more to protect No Smack no more attacks Mickey Mouse got our motherf**in backs No ice just wax, no tax just spice, damn we feel nice No roaches or mice just coaches and kites comfy sofas and Sprites Everyone lives life how they like This this here is dynamite