My art is called egocentric soft p**no Or maybe it's just narcisism My one and only subject Goes from something like anything but Me-ism Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley He could drop the paintings And photograph his penis? Or take pics of the chicks Yeah, you know what I mean Wouldn't it be easier for Escher? He could drop the math, And make it happen on his mattress Two girls and a cam! (Ugh, Two!) Three girls and a cam! (Ugh,Three!) Put a dog there and you got Polaroid scam I ain't no art-ist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have a port-fo-lii-o And I only show When there's free al-co-hol I am so hardcore I sounds like crap and people ask for more Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What I do, it's called art-sh** And don't you dare make fun of me Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D. I ain't no art-ist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have a port-fo-lii-o And I only show When there's free al-co-hol I ain't no art-ist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no port-fo-lii-o And I only show Where there's free al-co-hol Lick lick lick my art-tit Lick lick lick my art-tit s** s** s** my art-hole s** s** s** my art-hole I ain't no art-ist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have a port-fo-lii-o And I only show Where there's free al-co-hol ART b*tch! (Art b**h!) Art b**h! (Art b**h!) s** s** s** my art hole.