My art is called egocentric soft p**no
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but
Me-ism
Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis?
Or take pics of the chicks
Yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be easier for Escher?
He could drop the math,
And make it happen on his mattress
Two girls and a cam! (Ugh, Two!)
Three girls and a cam! (Ugh,Three!)
Put a dog there and you got Polaroid scam
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have a port-fo-lii-o
And I only show
When there's free al-co-hol
I am so hardcore
I sounds like crap and people ask for more
Call me re-vo-lu-tionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What I do, it's called art-sh**
And don't you dare make fun of me
Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D.
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have a port-fo-lii-o
And I only show
When there's free al-co-hol
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no port-fo-lii-o
And I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
Lick lick lick my art-tit
Lick lick lick my art-tit
s** s** s** my art-hole
s** s** s** my art-hole
I ain't no art-ist
I am an art-b**h
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have a port-fo-lii-o
And I only show
Where there's free al-co-hol
ART b*tch! (Art b**h!) Art b**h! (Art b**h!)
s** s** s** my art hole.