Election day is coming near You get to pick the one you fear Mondale, Hart or Jessie J. They won't stick to what they say Sorry Ron it's time to go Back to acting with Bonzo Who you pick, it makes no matter We eat their sh** and they get fatter He gets to live in the White House With his dog, his cat and spouse Sorry Ron it's time to go
Back to acting with Bonzo He'll take chauffeured limos Go cruising through the ghettos He'll state his mind with double think Because his ideas really stink Election day is coming near You get to pick the one you fear Mondale, Hart or Jessie J. They won't stick to what they say Sorry Ron it's time to go Back to acting with Bonzo