I'm like Target, liberals love me
Kids climb up my leg trying to hug me
Hey Santa! No, I ain't got sh** for you
Late for my date with a rare-a** steak I gotta cut through
The fat is the thickest
And the blood on the table, ridiculous
With cow gods as my witness
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
I'm like a metaphor, I mean a simile
I mean a**imilate the a** that's in front of me
A dirt bu*ton's a shirt bu*ton but in a bu*t, and
I'm busy town like a Richard Scarry worm man
Don't get scared, I'm well-haired, not scary
A man's man's required to be hairy
I dish the starfish the quickest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest
Give it to you straight, right out the rear gate
Seven got scared, cause he heard that I ate
Nine through eleven, bread unleavened
Pa**over's over, shalom a** reverend
The brown reverent, bow to the fundament
Take communion every now and then
Church is now the dismissedest
That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest