I put in 12 herbs and spices, f** the colonel
Your relatives eat Kentucky Fried Urinal
Cake, when I shake and bake you at the wake
Everybody's bawling, I'm pissing on the coffin
Uncle Ted saying RIP
I shake it off and let you rest in pee, with
Ninety earthworms eating up your dead penis
Turn your dick into dirt, kid, believe it
Roly polys rolling out your eyesocket
I ain't done son there's one on the docket
Behind your headstone, a tree grows up
I cut it down and then piss on the stump
I'm about to get sh**ty