I'm like Bigfoot
Stomping thru your house again
Looking for eggs
Call me bigfoot, or call me monsterlegs
When I ring the f**ing bell gimmme eggs
It's trick or treat every week for my knees
I need vitamins to keep 'em on my feet
Got a carton of eggs let me borrow that
When I'm done, you're not gonna want em back
I gotta process and digest the eggs
Process and digest, protein to progress
If you're gone fill a basket up and set it out
Or I'll bust a window, come and get the eggs out
You're weight watching, your fridge had a lock and
I ripped the door right off the hinges
And my eggs are not binges
My physique is stupendous
I'm like a camel, my gut full of muscle
And water. How you gonna question?
When I came through your house with big legs
I left the refrigerator open. I'm sorry about that
You can replace that food, it's not safe
Yes! I need the oval chicken baby
Crack the liquid in my mouth, I'm lazy
I'm the sasquatch, mouth on a chicken crotch
Yelling give me another one
You never see me, people try to film me
Try to keep the camera still
Enhance the video, the tape is a mess
It looks like a 32 year old with baldness
I stay hidden, eggs do my bidding
Chickens get to picking legs get to kicking
I kicked a bird and the bird didn't notice
Birds don't give a f**
Put all the birds in a factory
Put them in hell boxes
f** birds, f** every bird
Give me your unborn bird children
Eggs are sterile, you can keep them unrefrigerated... Room temperature eggs. They cook better, they eat better. You can crack them and just get the liquid out and drink the liquid. They all look the same inside. They all cook the same inside. Call me bigfoot