[Chorus]
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
This ain't the food bank and you don't work here
Let me make this crystal clear
Don't put your paws on my candy
Squirrel motherf**er, go stock your own pantry
And if you think it's mean that I'm rationing my dragees
You can write me an essay
And when I call your number, you can read it to me
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It's not a joke, it's the f**ing procedure
And if you came hungry, go out to the bleachers
And find a scrap of food
Eating all my motherf**ing candy is rude
The now serving sign isn't just for fun
Every so often it advances by one
It's a pretty solid system
Bet you'd understand it if you would listen
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Potato-head dude with an M&M mouthful
Are you even here for business? It's doubtful
Most people know this ain't an M&M stand
How'd you even get them to melt on your hands
And your face, and your pants
Do you have a problem?
You're about to have a problem