It has been said that we alienate
Lots of different crowds from time to time
If you'd sit down and try to talk
You'd realize that we're decent dudes
This is our way to apologize
For some of our snide remarks
Let's forget this stupidity
With a picnic in the park
Crucial Unit's friendship picnic
Everybody's invited except for the skins
We'll apologize for all the sh** we've said
And we'll try to make amends
What better way to mend broken ties
Than with iced tea and tons of O fries
We'll play this riff again and again
Until everyone becomes our friend
Crucial Unit's friendship picnic