On the road and jonezin' for tea
Pure hatred for dry country
Choose d**h before a mouth any dryer
Iced cold brown lust liquid desire
Microbrewed
On the quest for the best iced tea
On the quest for the best qualitea
On the quest for the best quantitea
On the quest, on the quest for certaintea
If your veins were filled with tea
The unit would rush to your rescue
Looking for tea left and right
Nothing but Snapple in our sight
In the mountains and in the woods
Through the desserts and seas of blood
Looking for tea
Searching for tea
Willing to fight in the day and in the night
Willing to fight with all our might
This is our life's blood!