I will do everything possible that I can
To make tough guys feel uncomfortable at urinal stalls
By not leaving a space between myself and them
This is how I will fight their narrow minded ways
In this defiance
In this defiance
In this defiance
Of the one urinal rule
f** your irrational fear of being too close to other men
This bathroom h*mophobia shows your insecurities
I will do what I can to fight your f**ing ignorance
I'll be sure to take my stance each time I unzip my pants