Militant against commitment,
Holier than ovo-lacto's ice cream
Is your weakness,
Cheese pizza is fine meatless.
Tote a gun in the name of a clever pun.
Every time you justify
Another animal f**ing dies.
You firestorm a bakery,
Yet you'll dive their dumpster.
Sitting on a fence, thinking
You're on a pedastal.
Forget about your morals with your alleyway crew.
Diving many dumpsters
Eating blocks of cheese until
A rusty needle gives you a disease.
I refuse to . . . I refuse
To be a member of your freegan reich