People put me down, say that I'm a fool
But I got news for them
I ain't never going back to driving school
And I ain't too good with numbers
And I've just run out of fuel
Here comes another corner baby
Let me demonstrate my slide rule
Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way
I stopped into the courthouse
I had to pay some bills
Got talking with the judge
About the finer points of my driving sk**s
He said Son, you only drive that way
Tryin' to get your thrills
But bear in mind your driver's license
Ain't never been no license to k**
Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way
Driving school
Slide rule
Driving sk**s
License to k**
Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way