Chorus 2x Hi my name is crook I rhyme too much Yes i am a rhymeaholic Verse Mc's im eating quick/ Like your sister eating dick/ You're just playing sick/ Like the motherf**ing measelstrick/ Ease and quick/ All 4 seasons sh**/ Never quit/ Do the sh** that Motherf**ing jesus did/ Hide or hit/ MC's I fight them fit/ Bite them b**h/ You're making money/ Like bu*ters f**ing bottom b**h/ Redefining censorship/ On my f**ing xanax trip/ At my crib/ With some motherf**ing crappy clips/ Honeydips lovin the eclipse/ Zombies over vampires necropolis apocalypse/ Take a puff one more spliff/ Sendin MC's on a trip/ To the mortgage No luggage / Crook is thrillin sk** I'm k**ing on this raw sh**/ Costed like tv shop cross fit/ Fatal as a carhit/ I ain't lost it But wearing masks cus I'm too damn ulgy for public/ Chorus 2x Hi my name is crook
I rhyme too much Yes i am a rhymeaholic Verse The microphone beast/ Will never ease for peace/ My enemies decrease/ All of them decease/ Because every time I rhyme I've got a pile of casualties/ When my brain will unleash my disease on these cd's and mp3's/ f** all of you I'm taking the lead/ An mc, straight from the street/ So complete, you will face defeat/ Never fatigue, with lyrics harder than concrete/ And that's why my face got you on retreat/ Hiphop wasn't dead it was locked up, now on probation/ This is hiphop's undergrounds retaliation/ Hit em hard, ain't no f**ing palliation/ Now you can sit down and masturbate, with anticipation/ Crook got the disease, now I'm one of the crazies/ My lyrics are sicker that a dog with rabies/ I'm more fresh than f**ing newborn babies/ But I'm like Hannibal the cannibal when I'm slaughtering mc's/