[Verse 1]
I first saw you at the Stud through half shut eyes
And lightning bolts shot through my blood, to my surprise
But I didn't feel ashamed, cause in the dark it all felt the same
[Chorus]
Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be
[Verse 2]
You zipped me up in your bag, I didn't mind your plan
Cause sometimes it's such a drag to be a man
You said “let's go to where my gang runs the show”
[Chorus]
Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be
[Verse 3]
It felt really weird, when your make up smeared
All over my face, how strange
All my senses rearranged
[Chorus]
Yeah, I wanna go to Transylvania
That's where I wanna be
Where a boy can be free
Where a boy can be
[Bridge]
It's a royal pain, yeah
To be so vain, yeah
But no one blames ya
Not in Transylvania
Not in Transylvania
[Outro]
Woo, deep in my family of fun
With my perfume and my gun
New queen, Miss .45
It feels good to be alive