The Legend of the Spaceborne k**er
Made the front page today
Nobody knows where he came from
Why he's here
Or what he'll do to you
I just saw the flashing lights
They blinded me they shined so bright
Is it half-bird, half-bot, or half-alien?
Well, I don't know
But he's got something in his hand
The Legend of the Spaceborne k**er
I met face to face today
I couldn't tell just what he wanted
If I had to give I would've gave it away
I just saw his glowing eyes
They blinded me they shined so bright
Is it half-bird, half-bot, or half-alien?
I don't know
But he's got something in his hand
No more buildings to stand tall
He must've destroyed them all
Is it half-bird, half-bot, or half-alien?
I don't know
But he's got something in his hand